zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

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camwhoreconfessional:

funkasauraussex:

ghdos:

 

That last one tho…

I love all of these except the last one. I don’t want the cum washed off completely. That stuff works wonders on the skin. Just wipe away the excess with a dirty shirt. Right?

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mylittlegirlsdaddy:

adorablesweetlittlegirl:

thisdickishungry:

holdyourorgasm:

http://holdyourorgasm.tumblr.com/

Oh yes

Love this

I’m going to do this to you again. I loved feeling it run down My arm

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"To conquer oneself is a greater task than conquering others."
— Buddha (via oregonfairy)

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists